“If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.” IfsBelieveWellsWarMightEarthJesusWaterRichCuttingDyingTaxesLaysTortureEggsIf You BelieveTax CutsBunniesMigrantsGood Words Author:Bill Maher
“I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.” KnowsWayChildrenI CanBookNightJesusLeftInterestingRaceWonderKingsOur ChildrenCelebrateGiantsAustraliaEggsChocolateResurrectionEasterRabbitsReally InterestingBunniesJesus ResurrectionKedsChocolate EggsBunny Rabbits Author:Bill Hicks
“My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” KnowsHumorEarthFunnyJesusCatholicMy FavoriteGravesCelebrateRisingHolidayEggsEasterComing BackRabbits Author:Adam Ferrara