“Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.” NeedsKidsNightKnownExcuseTeenagerTonightHalloweenMischiefJerkPranks Author:Craig Ferguson
“Every kid thinks they have something special about themselves. Every adult thinks they have a big idea at some point in their life. Rather than pursue every thing they possibly can to prepare themselves to enable their idea or special talent, they tend to wing it and make excuses.” ThinkingIdeasBigsKidsSpecialTalentAdultsWingsExcusePursueSomething SpecialBig IdeasSpecial Talents Author:Mark Cuban
“Here's an idea: eat like an adult. Stop eating fast food, stop eating kid's cereal, knock it off with all the sweets and comfort foods, and ease up on the snacking. And don't act like you don't know this: eat more vegetables and fruits. Really, how difficult is this? Stop with the whining. Stop with the excuses. Act like an adult and stop eating like a television commercial. Grow up.” KnowsIdeasKidsGrowsDifficultGrowing UpTelevisionSweetLike YouComfortEatingAdultsFruitExcuseEaseVegetablesFast FoodWhiningCerealComfort FoodTelevision CommercialsEating Fast Food Author:Dan John
“I don't understand people who go to amusement parks. I spend most of my time trying NOT to be nauseous. 'Excuse me, could you strap me in upside down? I'd like to be as sick as humanly possible. I feel great today, I think I'll go down to Funland and snap my neck on the back of a ride. Honey, let's bring the kids, I want to give them a spinal cord injury for Christmas.'” PeopleThinkingWantGivingFeelsTryingKidsTodaySickExcuseMy TimeParksNecksInjuryHoneyAmusementSnapsUpside DownCordsExcuse MeAmusement ParksSpinal CordSpinal Cord Injuries Author:Dom Irrera
“Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.” IfsKidsOne ThingKillingExcuseBoredPigsTeenageNo Excuses Author:Ozzy Osbourne