“If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!” IfsEnoughHumorFunnyEvilJesusKingsGood EnoughMonarchy Author:Marilyn Ferguson
“Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.” ThinkingHumorFunnyComedyKingsStandingSorryPensRobinsI Am SorryAm SorryDisillusion Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.” DreamHumorFunnyKingsLutherI Had A Dream Author:Sarah Silverman
“When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!” FirstsHumorFunnySexKingsBases Author:Adam Carolla
“Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'” PeopleUseHumorInspirationFunnyPresidentKingsEditorsEditorialsNewspaper Editors Author:Mark Twain
“Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.” LifeArtHumorBeautifulWorkKingsSlaveCommandBad Ass Author:Constantin Brancusi