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“Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America.”

People Littles Real Country America Hate Girl White Middle I Hate Conservative Fats Meat Racist Farms Teenage Grandma Teenage Girl Kmart

Author:Azealia Banks

“I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that.”

Knows Stuff Jeans Kmart

Author:Anna Nicole Smith

“Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.”

People Littles Made Heaven Mines Sells Department Pet Rubber Pork Hong Kong Pork Chops Kmart

Book:Skinny Legs and All

Source: Skinny Legs and All

“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”

Ifs Thinking Might Fronts Kmart

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?" "What for?" "Just - I need a few things." He looked irritated, but pulled into a metered space. "We don't really have time to go shopping." I glared at him."yeah, excuse me for being so frivolous. You have your suitcase all packed already; I dont even have clean underwear.I'll be right back.”

Needs Waiting Space Minutes Red Yeah Clean Excuse Corners Familiar Throat Shopping Underwear Frivolous Irritated Excuse Me Suitcases Uptown Kmart Clean Underwear

Book:Angel: The Angel Trilogy

Source: Angel: The Angel Trilogy

“I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.”

Knows Clothes Kmart

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree.”

Wish Tree Buying Barbie Donate Kmart

Author:Hamish Blake

“I started doing radio commercials for Kmart when I was 4. They had to splice all my consonants together because I couldnt talk very well. But these jobs helped my mother and me put food on the table. It took the two of us working.”

Wells Two Together Jobs Mother Tables Radio Two Of Us Consonants Kmart

Author:Christina Applegate

“A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now I'm learning to see the positive side of things, instead of, like, 'I can't go to Kmart. I can't take my kids to the haunted house.'”

I Can Self Problem Kids House Sides Fame Woe Loathing Self Loathing Haunted Houses Woe Is Me Kmart

Author:Eminem

“You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart.”

America Left Average Kmart

Author:Zell Miller