“The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.” KnowsWalksPiecesBarsBest ThingsApartmentCartoonist Author:Ted Rall
“If you've never met a Navy SEAL and you ran into one at a bar, you probably still wouldn't know he's a Navy SEAL.” IfsKnowsStillsMetsBarsRanNavySealsNavy Seal Author:Howard E. Wasdin
“The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.” KnowsNamesThirdsTablesWineGlassesBarsBest ThingsDo You KnowCandlePlatesWine GlassNipplesFinsQuizIkea Author:Greg Gutfeld