“I had gone away from Twitter because before people had been so mean to me. Talking about my lisp and my enormous forehead and all these things. I do have a lisp, I do have a forehead I know you could land a plane on, it's no mystery to me. I just didn't have the skin for it.” PeopleKnowsMeanTalkingGoneMysteryLandSkinsEnormousPlanesForeheadsLispGone Away Author:Sarah Paulson
“Ninety-nine percent of pilots that go up never have engine failure, and the 1 percent that do usually land it. But if you're up in the air and something goes wrong, you pull that parachute, and the whole plane goes down slowly.” IfsWholeAirLandPercentNinePlanesEnginesPilotsNinetyNinety NineParachutesUp In The Air Author:Cory Lidle
“After my grandfather's plane took enemy fire, he was denied permission to land at the first available airstrip. In that classic British bureaucratic way, they said he had to go back to your own airbase in the Midlands. They crashed between the coast and the airfield.” WayFirstsSaidEnemyFireLandAvailableBritishPlanesClassicDeniedGrandfatherPermissionThey SaidCoastMy Grandfather Author:Tom Hooper
“The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson had taken some of the nuts off.” KnowsWellsFoundTakenLandFineDifficultySafetyBarackPlanesBoardsNutsTransportationBoltsInspection Author:Jay Leno
“You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines.” WellsImportantLandMilitaryExampleChangedPercentHorseNuclearShipsPlanesFewerGovernorsNavyAircraftPresidential ElectionCarrierUnderwaterSubmarinesBayonetsPresidential DebateGangnam StyleAircraft Carriers Author:Barack Obama
“As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.” YearsHumorFunnyWatchesLandPlanesAirportsPassengersGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“I've always been a reformer all the time I served in public office, and remain a reformer in Ohio, but I also know how to get things done. And I think it's important that, while we acknowledge the anxieties that Americans have, I think it's also important we realize at the end of the day, we need to have somebody who knows how to land a plane, and I've landed quite a few planes.” ThinkingKnowsNeedsImportantEndsDoneRealizingKnow HowLandOfficeAnxietyPlanesAcknowledgeThe End Of The DayThings DoneOhioReformersPublic Office Author:John Kasich
“When a plane lands in the Hudson and there's a Twitter user on the ferry taking a picture of it, Boom. That's it. The water is still splashing. Here's the photo of the thing.” StillsWaterLandPlanesUsersFerrySplashing Author:Biz Stone
“South Africa is not Cameroon. It's a strong economy. I think they should be the first ones setting an example - improving the legal punishments for those that are involved, reinforcing the borders from every angle, meaning that even the diplomatic plane that lands in South Africa should not have the green light to leave without having the plane inspected. Obviously, those guys are often involved. If I get killed for saying that, so be it. That is the fact. There's way too many important people that are involved that don't want to change.” PeopleIfsThinkingWayWantShouldFirstsImportantFactsLightGuyStrongEconomyLandExampleInvolvedGreenSouthPunishmentSettingSettingsPlanesBordersSouth AfricaImprovingAngleDiplomaticGreen LightsSetting An ExampleStrong EconomyCameroon Author:Veronika Varekova
“The fact that the U.S. government spends millions of dollars to send murderous robot planes into other people's land to murder them, into other countries, that's a problem. That's what people should be concerned about. The fact that other people don't understand me is not a problem. I keep things in perspective.” PeopleShouldCountryFactsProblemGovernmentMillionsLandPerspectiveConcernedMurderDollarsPlanesOther CountriesRobotsUnderstand Me Author:Ian MacKaye