“The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet.” RealityUniverseLeftInternetEssentialsAmbitionRadioRetiringParallelsTweetParallel UniverseTalk Radio Author:Barney Frank
“Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite cartoonist retires or [Stephen] Colbert wraps it up, you’re not left believing everything they’re telling you.” ThinkingTryingBelieveLeftTeachSatireRetiringWrapsCartoonistYour Favorite Author:Aaron McGruder
“Everyone keeps me telling me how great a knee replacement is. Whitey Ford said it was great and so did Ralph Branca. If I had one of those, I don't know that I would retire. But if I left for a month or more, who's going to want me back?” IfsKnowsWantSaidLeftMonthsKneesRetiringWant MeYankeesNew York YankeesReplacements Author:Don Zimmer
“I retire to make way for an abler man. In my four years as attorney general I have aged about ten years, but when I have get back to the practice of law, I hope to show those lawyers that I still have some vitality left.” MenWayYearsStillsShowsLawLeftPracticeFourTenLawyerGet BackRetiringFour YearsVitalityAttorney Author:Bill Vaughan