“My dad treated me like a boy because he grew up with four brothers. He didn't baby me. He was never, like, "You're a girl, you can't do this." I never felt like I had to put a feminine spin on anything, I just wanted to do what the boys did as good or better.” GirlBoysBrotherLike YouBabyDadMy DadFeminine Author:Kid Sister
“You know what they're writing about Baby you know what they're writing about It's a thing called love down through the ages Makes you wanna cry sometimes Makes you feel like you wanna lay down and die sometimes Makes you high sometimes But when you really get in it lifts you right up.” KnowsFeelsWritingSometimesAgeDiesCryLike YouBabyDown AndLaysLifts Author:Van Morrison
“Look out for your baby or your friend, of course. That is easy. The test of moral fiber is to stick up for those you relate to least, understand minimally, and do not think are that much like you.” ThinkingLooksCoursesEasyMoralLike YouBabyTestsSticksRelateFiberMoral Fiber Author:Ingrid Newkirk
“I'm kinda racist... I don't really like dark butts too much... It's rare that I do dark butts. Like really rare... It's like, no darker than me. No darker than me. I love the pool test.... If you can be like 'Yo, baby. I met you in the club. Let's go back to my house. Jump in the pool exactly like you are.'-And you don't come looking better wet than you were before you got in the pool then that's not a good look.” IfsLooksHouseDarkToo MuchLike YouBabyMetsTestsClubsRacistPoolWetLooking Good Author:Yung Berg
“I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"” PeopleEndsMatterFactsHumorBigsFunnyParentLike YouBabyLawyerInsaneHeySmokeTeenagerPotPregnantSpoiledSkatingBig FamiliesRoller Skating Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you ask? Like laundry, watermelon rind, the top of a baby's head, boiling water, and fresh cut grass all mixed together.” FeelingsTogetherJoyAsksGivenWaterCuttingLike YouBabyAnd LoveMeetingsSmellGrassExcitementWarmthSlothLaundryBoilingBoiling WaterWarmth And Love Author:Ann Burton
“You want your fans to like what you do, because it's coming from your heart and soul. You write it, you produce this thing. It's like your baby.” WantWritingHeartSoulFansProduceLike YouBabyHeart And Soul Author:Gloria Estefan
“When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.” KnowsStillsSongLike YouBaby Author:Cody Johnson
“Until you have a child, you won't really understand that you would actually throw yourself in front of a bus for your child. Like, you don't really get it. Like, it's like, 'Hell no.' You know, 'She's only two. I can make another one.' You know? But, you know, you have a baby, and then you actually care about this person.” KnowsChildrenPersonsI CanTwoCareHellFrontsLike YouBabyOur ChildrenYour ChildrenBus Author:Russell Peters
“You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.” KnowsCareHouseLike YouBabyHealthyTake CarePlanesDiapersPacking Author:Sandra Cisneros
“Jews took it very seriously to marry other Jews and repopulate the Jewish bloodline, and my father's generation gets very serious in my household when they're like, "You have to marry another Jew," because that's still kind of the mentality coming from the baby boomers. So I know that type of pressure.” KnowsKindStillsFatherGenerationsSeriousLike YouBabyTypePressureJewMentalityHouseholdBoomersBaby BoomerBloodline Author:Logan Lerman
“There are 7 billion people on the planet. Pretty much everyone is doing sex. It's not like you need to order the "baby-starter kit" on Amazon. Instincts will come to you at the weirdest places and times.” PeopleNeedsOrderSexPlanetsLike YouBabyInstinctBillionsAmazonStartersPlace And Time Author:Ryan Reynolds