“To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.” IfsGivingRunningRomanceOrderHouseSimplePayLike YouMembersCleanGymCrapJerkKeep It Simple Author:Joe Gold
“To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do.” UseLike YouReturnCleanBlowNeighborApplesTorches Author:Phyllis Diller
“We buy a bottle of water in the city, where clean water comes out in its taps. You know, back in 1965, if someone said to the average person, You know in thirty years you are going to buy water in plastic bottles and pay more for that water than for gasoline? Everybody would look at you like youre completely out of your mind.” IfsKnowsYearsMindLooksPersonsSaidWaterPayCitiesLike YouCleanAverageThirtyBottlesPlasticThirty YearsAverage PersonGasolineClean WaterPlastic Bottles Author:Paul Watson
“You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like your privacy's not being invaded. But there's nothing like walking back into a clean room. You've got to remember that.” ThinkingMayRememberRoomsNiceLike YouWalkingAdvantageCleanPrivacyYour Room Author:Mitch Hedberg
“As I go on in standup, I keep being described as cleaner and cleaner as I do each hour, they're like, 'It's unbelievable how clean,' 'He's the cleanest person in the world.' And then I'll do shows and people will be like, 'You're supposed to be so clean, but you're talking about cancer.'” PeopleWorldPersonsShowsHoursTalkingLike YouGoes OnCleanCancerSupposed To BeUnbelievableCleaners Author:Jim Gaffigan
“A liberation struggle is like a struggle against dirt. No matter what type of bath you takein three weeks you'll smell like you've never seen a bathtub. What we don't understand about a liberation struggle is you never win it, any more than you "win" clean dishes. As soon as you eat on them, the dishes are dirty again.” MatterThreeWinningStruggleWeekLike YouTypeNo Matter WhatCleanSmellLiberationDirtyDishesDirtBathsBathtubs Author:Florynce Kennedy
“I am opposing it with an idea of the history of philosophy as a history of philosophers, that is, a history of mortal, fragile and limited creatures like you and I. I am against the idea of clean, clearly distinct epochs in the history of philosophy or indeed in anything else. I think that history is always messy, contingent, plural and material. I am against the constant revenge of idealism in how we think about history.” ThinkingIdeasPhilosophyMaterialsLike YouCreaturesConstantCleanPhilosopherRevengeMortalsFragileIdealismMessyOpposing Author:Simon Critchley