“You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."” PeopleThinkingFeelsTwoDifferentFunnyComedyGroupsLike YouDrinkBritishThrownEmsAccentsStressfulPrepsGroup Of Friends Author:Jim Gaffigan
“You go into the office and take a book or two from the shelves. You read a few lines, like your life depended on reading 'em right. But you know your life doesn't depend on anything that makes sense, and you wonder where in the hell you got the idea it did; and you begin to get sore.” KnowsTwoBookIdeasReadingLinesWonderHellLike YouDependsOfficeMake SenseEmsShelves Book:Crime novels: American noir of the 1950s Source: Crime novels: American noir of the 1950s
“When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not.” FeelsAudienceComedyLike YouBattleEms Author:Rob Riggle
“I read reviews, I'm not going to lie to y'all. Like you know, I'll read 'em, but then, the next day I'm able to sort of shrug them off. But if something sort of sticks the next day, there's probably something to it. I just sort of really try to trust my gut on, on all that stuff.” IfsKnowsTryingAbleLyingNextStuffLike YouSticksGutsEmsReviewsNext Day Author:Lin-Manuel Miranda
“What the Democrats have done is tell the poor and the middle class that the Democrats are looking out for 'em. Democrats are gonna get even with those rich people. They're gonna get there, and they're gonna have theirs taken away. They're gonna lose theirs, and you're supposed to feel good about that. You, who are poor or middle class, are supposed to feel happy, not because you have any more than you had. You're supposed to be happy because the rich that you hate have finally been screwed like you think you were screwed.” PeopleThinkingFeelsDoneHateLosesPoorClassRichTakenMiddleLike YouDemocratFeel GoodSupposed To BeMiddle ClassEmsRich People Author:Rush Limbaugh