“I look through the old record collection my dad gave me. Stress relief. I shuffle through the albums feverishly and find what I'm looking for-the Proclaimers. I chuck it on and watch it spin. The ridiculous first notes of "Five Hundred Miles" come on, and I feel like going berserk. Even the Proclaimers are giving me the shits tonight. Their singing's an abomination.” HumorFunnyMusicSingingStressStress ReliefRecordThe ProclaimersLocation 1259 Book:I Am the Messenger Source: I Am the Messenger