Best Loch Ness Monster Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“One of the ways you know if an adult has been broken by life is if they never laugh anymore. Principal Torres? That woman bellowed. I mean, she laughed like the Loch Ness monster would, if it existed.”

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Book:Sal and Gabi Break the Universe

Source: Sal and Gabi Break the Universe

“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray.”

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Book:Guardian

Source: Guardian

“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray. "Thought ye could get rid of me, Nwyfre? You're a damned fool, boy. Forever I'm yours. Forever and beyond.”

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Book:Guardian

Source: Guardian

“You do know that I can’t just will mythical beings into existence, right?” “Not with that attitude, you can’t.”

Scotland Monster Mythical Loch Ness Monster Cryptid Loch Ness Nessie

Book:Lost Souls

Source: Lost Souls

“Great, so now I’m the Loch Ness Monster. ", Celestra Caine, FADE by Kailin Gow”

Science Fiction Young Adult Teen Dystopian Kailin Gow Fade Loch Ness Monster

Book:Fade

Source: Fade

“These animals are not disputed but “hidden.” It is an optimistic mission statement. It would be quixotic to seek gremlins that exist no further than storybooks. Bigfoot exists, along with Nessie and the Jersey Devil. Their formal discovery will happen tomorrow, or next week at the latest, and won’t you feel silly when they are?”

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Book:Holidays with Bigfoot

Source: Holidays with Bigfoot

“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me, And I lost two hours, Hurts to sit down now, They never sent flowers. Nessie gives the hump, Or is it a boat’s wake? So proud to be Scottish, Bagpipes in the loch/lake. © Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us.”

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Book:The Loch

Source: The Loch

“We’ll actually be staying several nights in Dunadhar Castle but one night, we’re going to be camping out at Loch Ness, just to see if we can catch a glimpse of Nessie.” “Branching out, huh?” Mikey asked. “Don’t tell me you’re not a believer, Mikey.” “In a massive sea dragon?” Luke sighed. Everyone's a skeptic.”

Scotland Skeptic Loch Ness Monster Nessie

Book:Lost Souls

Source: Lost Souls

“God, can you imagine what discovering the Loch Ness Monster would do to Luke's ego?”

Paranormal Scotland Loch Ness Monster Nessie

Book:Lost Souls

Source: Lost Souls

“On the way back, Columba made a little detour. From a mound above the monastery he blessed it and all the people who would in the future come to the island [Iona] for his sake. Then he returned to his cell, not to rest but to go on with his daily stint of copying the scriptures. He was working on the thirty-fourth psalm. He wrote steadily for a while, but when he got to the verse that says, They that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing, he put down his pen. It seemed a perfect place to stop. "I think I can write no more," he said.”

Ireland Scotland Saints Loch Ness Monster Iona St Columba Colm Columba Princess Eithne

Book:Tales of st Columba

Source: Tales of st Columba

“I don't understand the feeling of, the way people speak of writing as though it were, like, some kind of djinn to be summoned or like it's the Loch Ness monster or seeing a shooting star. It's a physical act. It is a thing you do with your muscles and your body and your willpower. Watch, I'll show you: get a piece of paper. Get a pencil. Put the pencil on the paper and write the word 'something.'”

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Author:Matt Fraction

“English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.”

Strong Monsters Suspicion Loch Ness Monster

Book:English Humour for Beginners

Source: English Humour for Beginners

“The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds of years.”

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Author:Brian Jones

“Contrary to popular belief, the Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur -- it's a huge mutant duck, a top researcher claims.... Most mainstream Nessie researchers consider Gluber's duck theory to be horse feathers and are trying to blast it out of the water.”

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Author:Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

“People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake. [...] You never see a 10-megapixel photograph of Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.”

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Author:Errol Morris

“Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.”

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Author:Kumail Nanjiani

“The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world that might have Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster is clearly superior to one that definitely does not.”

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Author:Chris Van Allsburg

“Though if love was an animal, Garret knew, it would probably be the Loch Ness Monster. If it didn’t exist, that didn’t matter. People made models of it, put it in the water, and took photos. The hoax of it was good enough. The idea of it. Though some people feared it, wished it would just go away, had their lives insured against being eaten alive by it.”

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Author:Tao Lin

“Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?" "Of course," he replied. "The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn't real, either, that's just someone called Bert.”

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Book:Skulduggery Pleasant:

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant:

“I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er”

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Author:Thom Yorke