Best Sal And Gabi Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

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“One of the ways you know if an adult has been broken by life is if they never laugh anymore. Principal Torres? That woman bellowed. I mean, she laughed like the Loch Ness monster would, if it existed.”

Laughing Laughter Laugh Sal And Gabi Loch Ness Monster Bellowed Bellowing Broken By Life Laughted Principal Torres

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“You see, Mr. Vidón, back in the day in Venezia, anyone could disguise themselves in a bauta mask: ricco o povero, uomo o donna, it didn’t matter. You had to treat everyone in a bauta mask with respect, because you never knew whose face was underneath. It was a way for everyone to play, to have fun together, to make everyone equal, for a little while, anyway. This mask, it was a tool for freedom.”

Freedom History Sal And Gabi Venezia Bauta Mask

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“Hey"--I shrugged--"If Aru Shah can have adventures in her pajamas, why can't I?”

Aru Shah Sal And Gabi References To Other Books

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“I stopped one step down. What did you just say, brain? Nothing, said my brain, slowly eating an imaginary sandwich.”

Brain Sal And Gabi

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“The problem with pretending is that eventually you have to stop. It never, ever, ever lasts long enough.”

Pretending Pretend Sal And Gabi

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“How did you know it’s my brother’s birthday?!” asked Gabi. I could almost see her head exploding. Very satisfying.”

Funny Sal And Gabi

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“The chicken, Mr. Milagros. Did you clean it up?” The walkie-talkie crackled as Mr. Milagros put his thoughts in order. “¿Bueno? I was going to. I was all ready to. But when I got to the lockers, no chicken.” The other three people in the office looked at me, a little stunned, a little scared, and yeah, I think, a little impressed.”

Chicken Sal And Gabi

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“Sal come quick I'm about to fix the universe That's the text message that woke me up at still-dark o'clock in the morning.”

Humor Sal And Gabi

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“I swear to pants, Coach Lynott must have been cursed by a bruja to always make the wrong choice in any given situation.”

Sal And Gabi Coach Lynott

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“It took me only a few seconds to come up with three possible scenarios regarding the [lie detector.] [...] Whichever of the three was right, the audience couldn’t know for sure. [...] But all of them would be watching me, and judging me based on how I reacted. In other words, the only real lie detector onstage, the only one people would really trust, was me.”

Deep Thoughts Sal And Gabi Lie Detector

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“My instincts told me to run. So I did—right over to Gabi.”

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“[T]he bathroom was gender-neutral. It depicted a variety of people icons with these words underneath: WE DON'T CARE. JUST PEE NEATLY.”

Bathroom Sal And Gabi Gender Neutrality

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“Gabi, I was noticing, was a very forgiving person. I’ve noticed that sometimes smart people aren’t. They’re more interested in being right, being on top, and they think that means crushing the competition with their huge brains. But Gabi didn’t need to put others down to raise herself up.”

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“I mean, I tried to throw the door open. But the criminals in my house had sett he chain lock.”

Criminals Sal And Gabi Chain Lock

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“Can a class-eight artificial intelligence lie?” “Oh yeah, sure. I lie all the time. I’m lying right now.” My brain short-circuited a little. “But if you’re lying about lying…But if you’re telling the truth about lying…” “I just blew your mind, didn’t I, kid? Bwa-ha-ha!”

Lying Lie Sal And Gabi Entropy Sweeper

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“I could almost hear him powering up. I could almost hear his eyes narrowing, his warrior’s smile spreading over his face. “Para servirle,” he said, two octaves down from his normal voice. And then he hung up.”

Sal And Gabi Mr Milagros

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“Woah,” said the entropy sweeper. I could literally hear it misspelling “whoa.”

Sal And Gabi Entropy Sweeper

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“Your phone gets bars across universes?” She nodded philosophically. “It pay’ to buy the righ’ plan, Pipo.”

Sal And Gabi Gladis Phone Bars

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“He thought. He blinked. He cocked his head at the happy class of kids. And then he got it. Like, I could almost hear his brain go click.”

Sal And Gabi Mr Lynott

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“I love it when adults remember to behave themselves. They forget all the time. Hard to blame them, though. They haven’t been kids for a long while.”

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“Like any proper Cuban gathering, it took the adults another forty-five minutes of conversation to actually say good-bye.”

Sal And Gabi Cuban Gathering

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“My dream, someday, is to be that deep guy who always says the right thing to everybody. I have my beard planned out and everything. So I stood slowly and, my voice dripping with wisdom, clapped a hand on his shoulder and said, “Being patient is the most important part of being a gentleman.” “You are a submarine sandwich,” he said, and walked out of the cafeteria.”

Humor Funny Humorous Sal And Gabi Submarine Sandwich Yasmany

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“What's happening?" asked Gabi. "Everything," I answered, relaxing and relaxing. "Everything at once.”

Sal And Gabi Everything At Once

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“The giant taco is flying. It's like your own personal dragon mount, except it's a taco. Breathe out. Soar the skies on your giant taco, Gabi!”

Funny Humorous Sal And Gabi Taco Dragon Mount Giant Taco Homur

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