“My dream, someday, is to be that deep guy who always says the right thing to everybody. I have my beard planned out and everything. So I stood slowly and, my voice dripping with wisdom, clapped a hand on his shoulder and said, “Being patient is the most important part of being a gentleman.” “You are a submarine sandwich,” he said, and walked out of the cafeteria.” HumorFunnyHumorousSal And GabiSubmarine SandwichYasmany Book:Sal and Gabi Break the Universe Source: Sal and Gabi Break the Universe