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“If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.”

“All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.”

Long Enough America Stuff Records Laughter Mark Congress Awake Applause

Book:Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

Source: Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties

“In a dream I saw Jesus and My God Pan sitting together in the heart of the forest. They laughed at each other's speech, with the brook that ran near them, and the laughter of Jesus was the merrier. And they conversed long.”

Heart Long Dream Together Jesus Saws Speech Laughter Sitting Forests Ran Laughed Brooks Sitting Together

Author:Khalil Gibran

“Sometimes there are more tears than laughter, and sometimes there is more laughter than tears, and sometimes you feel so choked you can neither weep nor laugh. For tears and laughter there will always be so long as there is human life. When our tear wells have run dry and the voice of laughter is silenced, the world will be truly dead.”

World Feels Humans Wells Long Sometimes Running Voice Laughing Tears Laughter Human Life Dry

Book:Between Tears and Laughter

Source: Between Tears and Laughter

“Has the gift of laughter been withdrawn from me? I protest that I do still, at the age of forty-seven, laugh often and loud and long. But not, I believe, so long and loud and often as in my less smiling youth. And I am proud, nowadays, of laughing, and grateful to any one who makes me laugh. That is a bad sign. I no longer take laughter as a matter of course.”

Source: The Prince of Minor Writers: The Selected Essays of Max Beerbohm

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.”

Ifs Long Seems Happens Loses Laughter Happenings Fades Kinder

Book:The Writings of Will Rogers

Source: The Writings of Will Rogers