“The only really unplayable lie I can think of is when you're supposed to be playing golf and come home with lipstick on your collar.” ThinkingI CanHomeLyingGolfSupposed To BeComing HomeLipstickCollarsPlaying Golf Author:Arnold Palmer
“The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think of the damage they would do if they were at the job instead, you can see why golf courses are a wise investment for any municipality.” IfsThinkingPlayJobsLyingCoursesNumbersWiseAspectGolfInvestmentLawyerManagersDamageBankersGolf CourseRedeemingMunicipality Author:Garrison Keillor
“I may know I am better than an 18, but the computer absorbs my scores year after year and continues to tell me that is what I am. Therein lies the tragedy of golf. We know what we should be, but there is always some number telling us what it is.” KnowsShouldYearsMayLyingNumbersComputerTragedyGolfScore Author:Peter Andrews
“If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.” IfsThinkingWould BeRunningLyingCryGreenGolfGolfersCrow Author:J. C. Snead