“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.” IfsMadeHumorMightFunnyChangeOfferingPlatesRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own” FirstsMadeDoneHumorFunnyMy OwnDevilFirst Time Author:Billy Joe Shaver
“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.” MadeSometimesHumorFunnyNightFallClothesBlanket Author:Mitch Hedberg