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“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”

Ifs Made Humor Might Funny Change Offering Plates Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If Redneck Humor Funny Redneck

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?”

Source: Not Your Usual Founding Father: Selected Readings from Benjamin Franklin

“The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own”

Firsts Made Done Humor Funny My Own Devil First Time

Author:Billy Joe Shaver

“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.”

Made Sometimes Humor Funny Night Fall Clothes Blanket

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it...”

Ifs Thinking Knows Believe Made Country Humor Clothes England Experiments Weather Boards Customs Makers Articles Factories Elsewhere Good Art New England Clerks Apprentice

Author:Mark Twain