“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.” IfsMayHumorFunnyGoalComedyLifetimeRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfFireworksRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“If you have wit, use it to please and not to hurt: you may shine like the sun in the temperate zones without scorching.” IfsMayUseHumorHurtSunPleaseShiningWitZoneScorching Book:Lord Chesterfield's Letters Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters