“Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.” WarShowsRecordsMembersArmyStrategyIraqHeyVolunteerExitIraq WarDesertedPentagon Author:Tina Fey
“I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!” I CanWaitingMembersCongressHeyGatesVirginsBin LadenOsama Bin LadenContinentalPearly GatesVirginians Author:Robin Williams
“I wasn't able to articulate it until after audience members gave feedback. And then, similarly, when we talked about the bromance being unique, I don't think Mark, Jay, and I really saw how special that aspect of that bromance was until our audience members sort of gave us feedback and let us know, "Hey, we've never seen a bromance like this before on television."” ThinkingKnowsAbleAudienceSawsSpecialTelevisionMembersUniqueAspectMarkHeyFeedbackBeing UniqueBromance Author:Steve Zissis
“When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no idea who you are.' I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I'll be like, 'Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?'” KnowsGivingIdeasNumbersMembersMy FamilyOkayWho You ArePrisonPhonesHeyNo IdeaCall MeCousinFamily MembersReunionPhone NumbersFamily ReunionAuntie Author:Sherri Shepherd