“The universe defies you to answer the following questions: What good is a high paying career if it leaves you continually stressed out and miserable? What good is owning a large stately house if the only time you spend in it is when you sleep in it? What good is having a lot of interesting possessions if you never have the free time to enjoy them? Above all, what good is having a family if you seldom see any of its members?” IfsInspirationalUniverseHouseEnjoySleepAnswersInterestingCareersMembersFollowingPossessionMiserableOnly TimeStressedFree TimeStressed Out Author:Ernie J Zelinski
“I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.” DoneGuyFallSleepSecurityFootballMembersMinistersScrewsNorth KoreaKoreanCabinetsKimNorth KoreanFalling Asleep Author:David Letterman
“When you have a family as big as mine, there are many things that affect my family members, in many different ways. It could be high blood pressure, it could be cholesterol, it could be obesity, it could be sleep deprivation or sleep apnea. An illness is an illness, especially if it affects younger kids. Illnesses affect your family and they impact you because you want to do the best you can to help your family member become more healthy, just as my family members want me to be healthy.” IfsWayWantDifferentHelpingBigsKidsSleepBloodMinesHealthyMembersMy FamilyPressureImpactIllnessOur FamilyDifferent WaysWant MeDo The BestObesityFamily MembersDeprivationBlood PressureCholesterolHigh Blood PressureSleep Deprivation Author:Queen Latifah
“I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side of the house, waiting for the more civilized members of the party to get up.” HouseWaitingSidesSleepPartyMembersSixGet UpTennisCivilizedBreakfastBanging Book:The Athletic Benchley: 105 Exercises from the Detroit Athletic Club News Source: The Athletic Benchley: 105 Exercises from the Detroit Athletic Club News
“Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after that, everybody. Every woman in here got intimidated by a guy, pushed around too much, now you're new boyfriend tickles you a little too hard, boom restraining order. Every guy here had a woman sleep with his best friend, now your new girlfriend hugs your cousin a little long, boom car bomb.” LittlesLongHardGuyOrderSexSleepToo MuchCarMetsMembersOppositesDestroyedGirlfriendDamageBombsHugCousinIntimidatedRestrainingHug YouYour CousinNew BoyfriendNew GirlfriendRestraining Orders Author:Christopher Titus
“Playing along with Guyland may be the only way an individual woman might believe she has a chance at a social life or a relationship. Sometimes it gets pretty crazy, like a sorority requiring that all the pledges sleep with the members of the "brother" fraternity.” WayBelieveMaySometimesMightIndividualSocialChanceSleepCrazyBrotherMembersPledgeSocial LifeFraternitySorority Author:Michael Kimmel
“I read Warren Zevon's bizarre biography, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." His wife, Crystal Zevon, posthumously published a journal he wrote and some interviews with ex-band members. Like [Keith] Richards's book "Life," it's brutally honest.” BookSleepWifeHonestBandMembersInterviewsJournalBiographiesBizarreExesCrystalsKeithBrutally HonestBand Members Author:Dave Barry
“A girl's night for me is with a member of my family on the couch, eating takeout, watching something good, going to sleep early, it's so boring, but it's just what I need!” NeedsNightGirlSleepMembersEatingMy FamilyBoringCouchesGoing To SleepSo Boring Author:Lena Dunham