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“I like mini-golf. For me, it’s like long-billiards, where the green has contours, and the table is the floor. This putt-putt course is dilapidated, but that just makes it more challenging.”

Humor Pool Billiards Floor Table Mini Golf Putt Putt

Book:The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

Source: The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

“I play mini-golf like I shoot pool like I swim in it. That's also how I play the trombone, which is why it makes trumpet noises. For a saxophone-free duck quacking experience, try adding more water.”

Swim Swimming Pool Ducks Weird Surreal Duck Saxophone Trumpet Mini Golf

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Golf is so scenic that it makes me want to compose haikus on the greens. Mini-golf makes me want to write even shorter poetry.”

Poetry Golf Haiku Mini Golf

Book:Powdered Saxophone Music

Source: Powdered Saxophone Music