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“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.”

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Author:Kin Hubbard

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”

Source: All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”

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Author:Marshall McLuhan

“Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.”

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Book:THE CITY IN HISTORY

Source: THE CITY IN HISTORY