“If 'heartache' sounds exaggerated then surely you have never gone to your garden one rare morning in June to find that the frost, without any perceptible motive, any hope of personal gain, has quietly killed your strawberry blossoms, tomatoes, lima and green beans, corn, squash, cucumbers. A brilliant sun is now smiling at this disaster with an insenstive cheerfulness as out of place as a funny story would be if someone you loved had just died.” IfsStoriesWould BeSoundMorningSunGoneGainsGardenDiedGreenBrilliantDisasterHeartacheMotiveGardeningCornJuneBeansCheerfulnessFrostExaggeratedTomatoesOne You LoveStrawberriesSquashCucumbersFunny StoryPersonal GainGreen Beans Book:How to Have a Green Thumb Without an Aching Back: A New Method of Mulch Gardening Source: How to Have a Green Thumb Without an Aching Back: A New Method of Mulch Gardening
“I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.” TwoFactsMorningDiedRaisesPlantSpiteEvery MorningTomatoesDuh Author:Clyde Edgerton
“I stopped taking drugs [in 1983]. There were a lot of things that led up to it. One thing was that a lover died. An ex of mine died in a car wreck and I was really trashed when I found out about it and I couldn't cry. I woke up the next morning and I said, "That's it," so I quit then. It was horrible.” SaidNextFoundMorningOne ThingCarCryMinesLoversDrugDiedQuittingHorribleExesWrecksI QuitCar Wreck Author:Michael Stipe
“No gilded dome swells from the lowly roof to catch the morning or evening beam; but the love and gratitude of united America settle upon it in one eternal sunshine. From beneath that humble roof went forth the intrepid and unselfish warrior, the magistrate who knew no glory but his country's good; to that he returned, happiest when his work was done. There he lived in noble simplicity, there he died in glory and peace.” CountryDoneAmericaPeaceUnitedMorningGratitudeEternalGloryDiedSimplicityHumbleNobleWarriorEveningSettlingSunshineRoofBeamUnselfishMagistratesDomesLove And GratitudeGildedEternal Sunshine Author:Edward Everett Hale
“A great deal of our ratings on the morning news are people who died during the night with their TV on.” PeopleNightDealsMorningTvsNewsDiedRating Author:Bob Schieffer
“Depression must be avoided, no matter what the cost. Depression is lying on the Edwardian couch for six months, too tired to unlace your shoes. Depression is awakening each morning feeling as if someone near and dear and closely related died the night before. Bad news. Don't tempt depression.” IfsMatterFeelingsLyingNightMorningMonthsCostSixNewsDiedNo Matter WhatTiredShoesDearAwakeningRelatedSix MonthsAvoidedCouchesBad News Book:Social Blunders: A Novel Source: Social Blunders: A Novel