“You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.” KnowsSaidStoriesMorningSceneExcitedUglyDrunkSober Author:Thomas Howes
“If you're going to be a writer you should sit down and write in the morning, and keep it up all day, every day. Charles Bukowski, no matter how drunk he got the night before or no matter how hungover he was, the next morning he was at his typewriter. Every morning. Holidays, too. He'd have a bottle of whiskey with him to wake up with, and that's what he believed. That's the way you became a writer: by writing. When you weren't writing, you weren't a writer.” IfsWayShouldWritingMatterNightNextMorningWake UpDown AndDrunkHolidayBottlesEvery MorningWhiskeyTypewriters Author:Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk in a bar or in a nightclub. But having said that, 9 in the morning on tour sober is immeasurably better than 9 a.m. on tour when you're hung over and feeling like death.” SaidFeelingsFunMorningBarsDrunkClockHungSoberNightclubs Author:Moby
“The Persians are very fond of wine ... It is also their general practice to deliberate upon affairs of weight when they are drunk; and then in the morning, when they are sober, the decision to which they came the night before is put before them by the master of the house in which it was made; and if it is then approved they act on it; if not, they set it aside. Sometimes, however, they are sober at their first deliberations, but in this case they always reconsider the matter under the influence of wine.” IfsFirstsMadeSometimesMatterNightHouseDecisionPracticeMorningCasesInfluenceMastersWeightWineAffairDrunkSoberDeliberateApprovedDeliberationGeneral Practice Author:Herodotus
“I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.” I CanShowsHoursMorningDrunk Author:Lewis Black
“Most young people seem to be behaving very intelligently: They look at things once in a while, but then they find it so idiotic and uncool that they just look away again. That is, provided they're not growing up in a family in which a drunk father is already watching pornos in the morning.” PeopleLooksSeemsYoungFatherMorningGrowing UpGrowingDrunkIdioticUncool Author:Volkmar Sigusch
“In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.” IfsTryingRememberNightGirlTalkingMorningWake UpDrunkSequence Author:Steve Martin
“Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.” ThreeMorningStonesDrunkAfternoonMonkeysSoberDaylight Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in the Agricultural world and college and then they party. I met one girl at 3 am and she was so drunk and said 'l have to get up and cut a sheep's throat at 9 am.' I met another who was a wool classer. She said 'I can drink to 4 in the morning and class wool from 6 am. So I wrote Girls Out There about them.” WorldSaidI CanGirlFoundPartyClassMorningStudyCuttingCollegeDrinkMetsDrunkGet UpThroatSheepThrillWoolStudy And Work Author:Beccy Cole
“When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four in the morning, and people go to New York looking for debauchery.” PeopleWorldWalksMorningFourNew YorkDrunkPlaces In The WorldDebauchery Author:Moby