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“You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.”

Knows Said Stories Morning Scene Excited Ugly Drunk Sober

Author:Thomas Howes

“At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk in a bar or in a nightclub. But having said that, 9 in the morning on tour sober is immeasurably better than 9 a.m. on tour when you're hung over and feeling like death.”

Said Feelings Fun Morning Bars Drunk Clock Hung Sober Nightclubs

Author:Moby

“The Persians are very fond of wine ... It is also their general practice to deliberate upon affairs of weight when they are drunk; and then in the morning, when they are sober, the decision to which they came the night before is put before them by the master of the house in which it was made; and if it is then approved they act on it; if not, they set it aside. Sometimes, however, they are sober at their first deliberations, but in this case they always reconsider the matter under the influence of wine.”

Ifs Firsts Made Sometimes Matter Night House Decision Practice Morning Cases Influence Masters Weight Wine Affair Drunk Sober Deliberate Approved Deliberation General Practice

Author:Herodotus

“In sober mornings do not thou rehearse The holy incantation of a verse”

Poetry Morning Poet Holy Verses Sober

Book:Hesperides; or, Works both human and divine

Source: Hesperides; or, Works both human and divine

“Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.”

Three Morning Stones Drunk Afternoon Monkeys Sober Daylight

Author:P. J. O'Rourke