“I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.” LooksChildrenMotherHoursStreetsCarSatisfiedShoppingObservers Author:Jonathan Winters
“When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.” WayLittlesWantedMotherOrderEatingFilledCoffeeNineLikesCupsShoppingDozenCreamSuspiciousCoffee CupJellyDonutsDunkin Donuts Author:Linda Sunshine
“Most baby books also tend to romanticize the mother who stays at home, as if she really spends her entire day doing nothing but beaming at the baby and whipping up educational toys from pieces of string, rather than balancing cooing time with laundry, cleaning, shopping and cooking.” IfsBookHomeMotherPiecesBabyCookingEducationalStringsShoppingToysCleaningDoing NothingLaundryStay At HomeWhipping Author:Susan Chira