“Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.” ThinkingShouldBigsThreeNaturalBabyPoundsScareChildbirthHeroinNatural Childbirth Author:Rita Rudner
“Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?” ThinkingI CanNaturalDrugAccidentsFreakChildbirthNatural Childbirth Author:Jane Wagner
“My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.” IfsWorldGivingSaidIdeasMotherNaturalWonderfulBirthContraryMakeupRainbowChildbirthUnicornHyperGiving BirthWonderful PlacesWithout MakeupNatural Childbirth Author:Robin Williams
“The frequency of personal questions grows in direct proportion to your increasing girth. . . . No one would ask a man such a personally invasive question as "Is your wife having natural childbirth or is she planning to be knocked out?" But someone might ask that of you. No matter how much you wish for privacy, your pregnancy is a public event to which everyone feels invited.” MenFeelsMatterMightAsksWishGrowsNaturalWifeEventsDirectPlanningProportionPrivacyPregnancyInvitedFrequencyChildbirthGirthPersonal QuestionNatural Childbirth Author:Jean Marzollo