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“The planet earth is a sub-world, way below what's average, because if an enlightened being walked through New York City today, no one would see him or her. They wouldn't see the glow.”

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Author:Frederick Lenz

“New York is so full of the best unemployed actors on the planet.”

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Author:Rachel McAdams

“I also remember that Snoop Dogg visited the set in New York, with a joint in his mouth that looked like a cigar. There's your anger management. I thought, "Isn't he going to get arrested?" It was like he lived on another planet. God bless him, he was very nice. Who wouldn't be nice when you're that stoned?”

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Author:Kurt Fuller

“The universe has fascinated mankind for many, many years, dating back to the very earliest episodes of Star Trek, when the brave crew of the Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New York. Virtually every planet they found was inhabited, usually by evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned to Earth to gain weight and make movies.”

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Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“Way to go, New York. One people. One planet. One love.”

People Way New York Planets One Love

Author:Alyssa Milano