“Everything is 'colossalized' - events, fortunes, accidents, climate, conversation, ambitions - everything is in the extreme ... They can't even have a tram run off a line, which in England or France might kill one or two people, without its making a holocaust of half a street full. ... The thing which surprises me is they should still employ animals of normal size; one would expect to see elephants and mammoths drawing the hansoms and carts!” PeopleShouldStillsTwoMightRunningLinesAnimalHalfUnited StatesStreetsEventsConversationNormalAmbitionEnglandFortuneSurpriseClimateSizeExtremesAccidentsDrawingFranceHolocaustElephantsExaggerationCartsSurprise MeTrams Author:Elinor Glyn
“In a normal family, surprise means presents, cake and a party. My family, surprise means homelessness, abandonment and destruction of private property. Sometimes we have cake. We're not losers.” MeanSometimesPartyNormalMy FamilyDestructionPropertySurpriseLoserCakeAbandonmentHomelessnessPrivate PropertySurprise MeNormal Family Author:Christopher Titus
“In a normal family, a surprise means presents, cake and a party. For me ? I had no idea. And my family, doing something nice is seen as an attack. When I was nine, I 'attacked' my father with a fathers day gift. A visor organiser for his car, because it was useful. And it rhymed. Visor. Organiser. I was nine.” MeanIdeasFatherPartyNiceCarNormalMy FamilySurpriseNineNo IdeaCakeFathers DaySurprise MeNormal Family Author:Christopher Titus
“It may come as a surprise to people, but I'm actually quite boring and normal. What do I do? I read books. I drive my kid to school. I have lunch with my wife. I pick my kid up from school. I go home.” PeopleMayBookHomeKidsSchoolWifeNormalPicksSurpriseBoringMy WifeLunch Author:Nicolas Cage
“I'll do my bit tonight, but forgive me if it's a little harder to keep going than normal. Forgive me if I'm not superwoman after all." "Not superwoman?" he exclaimed, putting a hand on his chest in mock surprise. "You've lied to me all these years!” IfsYearsLittlesHandsBitsNormalHarderForgivingSurpriseTonightKeep GoingChestsLiedMockForgive MeSuperwomanLied To Me Author:Laurell K. Hamilton