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“Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.”

Ifs Way Dog Offers Fake Attributes Tails Amazed Bad People Arrivals Fake Friends Swerve

Author:Michael Bassey

“When you ask for the house, car, cat, dog and all the fish when you're dealing with a player who's got questions about his health, no GM in his right mind is going to say yes and offer to clean the aquarium, too.”

Mind Asks House Player Dog Car Offers Cat Clean Fishes Nhl Aquariums Cat Dog

Author:Eric Lindros

“The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more than fidelity, consolation, and companionship. They offer comedy, irony, wit, and a wealth of anecdotes, the "shaggy dog stories" and "stupid pet tricks" that are commonplace pleasures of life.”

Believe Stories Wealth Pleasure Comedy Our Lives Dog Stupid Return Offers Wit Tricks Irony Pet Companionship Consolation Commonplace Fidelity Anecdotes Believe In Love Pleasures Of Life

Author:Marjorie Garber

“They offer, if we are wise enough or simple enough to take it, a model for what it means to give your heart with little thought of return. Both powerfully imaginary and comfortingly real, dogs act as mirrors for our own beliefs about what would constitute a truly humane society. Perhaps it is not too late for them to teach us some new tricks.”

Ifs Giving Heart Mean Littles Real Enough Belief Simple Teach Wise Dog Return Offers Late Models Mirrors Tricks Too Late Imaginary Humane Humane Society

Author:Marjorie Garber

“I had a guitar leaning against the wall and I'd squint at it. It was almost like a dog that had been kicked - I didn't think I had anything to offer it.”

Thinking Dog Wall Offers Guitar

Author:Feist

“You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent there with them, and many hours of conversation. But if - knock on wood - anything should ever happen to your dog, these nameless non-strangers will rally, sympathize, offer to help, and hold your hand. I know this from experience.”

People Ifs Knows Should May Helping Hands Happens Names Hours Dog Offers Conversation Stranger Woods Parks Nameless

Author:Susan Orlean

“I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?”

Feels Kind Mean Night Sleep Animal Rooms Dog Ought Offers Bed Travel Cat Hotel Hotel Rooms Lifeless Optional Small Animals

Book:Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

“I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.”

Kind Littles Character Kids House Bits Nice Wife Dog Couple Offers Singing Gun Killing

Author:Christopher Walken

“Guilleaume left La Praline with a small bag of florentines in his pocket; before he had turned the corner of avenue des Francs Bourgeois I saw him stoop to offer one to the dog. A pat, a bark, a wagging of the short stubby tail. As I said, some people never have to think about giving.”

People Thinking Giving Said Left Saws Dog Offers Corners Pockets Bags Tails Avenues Bourgeois Bark Stoops

Book:Chocolat

Source: Chocolat

“A poetess who had died young of cancer had said in one of her poems that for her, on sleepless nights, 'the night offers toads and black dogs and corpses of the drowned.”

Said Young Night Black Dog Offers Died Cancer Corpses Toads Sleepless Nights

Book:House of the Sleeping Beauties and Other Stories

Source: House of the Sleeping Beauties and Other Stories