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“Truth or Care by Stewart Stafford It's not every day you find out you're going to die, A sweaty doctor hit me right between the eyes, With my body's Judas kiss and then I was prey, Life had left me without any cards to play. Reading the shocked expression on my face, The doctor played his "it's treatable" ace, Treatable is good but curable is better, Survival hinges on the placement of letters. Turns out I never had a chance, sadly, The doctor lied to me and lied badly, Flop sweat had put truth to the sword, And I'm writing all this through a ouija board. © Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”

Doctors Lies Lie Doctor Life After Death Doctors And Patients Terminal Illness Gallows Humour Ouija Boards Medical Neglect

Author:Stewart Stafford

“You shouldn't believe all the press about Ouija boards. They can't be used in an exorcism. Trivial Pursuit can, but that's another story.”

Ghosts Exorcism Ouija Boards Trivial Pursuit

Book:Magic for Nothing

Source: Magic for Nothing

“Today the prevailing fad is vitamins, yesterday it was appendicitis operations, Paderewski's minuet, or the ouija board.”

Vitamins Ouija Boards Appendicitis Paderewski

Book:Harold Bauer His Book

Source: Harold Bauer His Book

“So it's 21 to drink, 18 to smoke, 16 to drive, and 6 to summon demons.”

Author:Jack Hopkins

“It's fun searching for the supernatural. If the supernatural comes looking for you, it's anything but fun. It's terrifying and disturbing. Keep it out of your life at all costs.”

Ghost Paranormal Halloween Ghosts Supernatural Disturbing Cursed Terrifying Ouija Boards Ghosthunters

Author:Stewart Stafford

“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.”

Death Quotes Tweet Twitter Quotes Black Humor Ouija Boards

Author:Stewart Stafford

“Karaoke machines are evil-er than Ouija boards. They just keep coming back!”

Karaoke Ouija Boards Ouija Bad Singing Bar Music

Book:The Tourist Attraction

Source: The Tourist Attraction

“Fortune-telling that employs psychokinesis [such as table tilting and ouija boards] is very unreliable. The movements of the table or the apparent accuracy of the messages spelt out on the ouija board can be very convincing. Spiritual forces can work through these techniques [...] but the sitter's inner fears and hopes can influence the 'communication'.”

Fortune Telling Psychic Readings Ouija Boards Ouija Fortune Tellers Messages From Beyond The Grave Psychokinesis Messages Of Doom

Book:Your Psychic Powers: A Beginner's Guide

Source: Your Psychic Powers: A Beginner's Guide

“I feel like I’m two drinks away from a ouija board.”

Drunk Ouija Boards

Book:Pieces of a Broken Mind

Source: Pieces of a Broken Mind