“Sign written on the inside of the outhouse door at the campground in Arches: "Attention: Watch out for rattlesnakes, coral snakes, whip snakes, vinegaroons, centipedes, millipedes, ticks, mites, black widows, cone-nosed kissing bugs, solpugids, tarantulas, horned toads, Gila monsters, red ants, fire ants, Jerusalem crickets, chinch bugs and Giant Hairy Desert Scorpions before being seated.” HumorArches National ParkOuthouse Author:Edward Abbey
“He smells like an outhouse is on fire, and firefighters are trying to extinguish it with hot dog burps.” SmellHot DogFirefightersBurpOuthouse Author:GLEN NESBITT
“From flophouse bed To poorhouse bread, all outhouse sorrow: I thee wed.” MarriageMarriage ProposalOuthousePoorhouseFlophouse Author:Roman Payne