“Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.” ChildrenFormParentPartyAbuseChild Abuse Author:Dennis Miller
“The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.” GivingChildrenWarMomentsParentPartyStagePicksForgottenYour ChildrenThat MomentRealisingAfghan Author:Jeremy Hardy
“In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret Service how to throw a party when her parents are away.” SaidParentPartySecretTaughtInterviewsSecret Service Author:Conan O'Brien
“While I had many friends as a child I aslo kept a great deal to myself. I noticed that adults were drawn to me. They would talk to me for hours at my parents' parties. Strange to find yourself at seven, dressed in pagamas with feet, listening to adults tell you their deepest secrets.” ChildrenParentHoursDealsPartySecretFeetStrangeListeningAdultsSevenFinding YourselfRamaTalk To MeMany Friends Author:Frederick Lenz
“I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe.” YearsParentPartyFiveDadMy DadNosesFakeHatsTailsHalloweenPipeMy BirthdayLashesMoustacheProstheticsTop HatsHalloween Party Author:Bat for Lashes
“My grandmother was also an active member of the tenants association and a staunch supporter of the Democratic Party, and both of my parents were extremely liberal, so I think I grew up in a household that was very politically conscious - we all watched the elections on TV, and we watched the debates. So it was an awareness that we were raised with, and as we grew into young adults, we just naturally became politically active. It was just understood that it was important, that it was our responsibility.” ThinkingImportantYoungParentPartyResponsibilityAwarenessTvsGrewMembersGrew UpConsciousUnderstoodAdultsElectionDemocraticRaisedYoung AdultActiveDebateGrandmotherAssociationHouseholdSupporterMy GrandmotherDemocratic PartyTenants Author:Scarlett Johansson
“Communism is not a political party nor a political plan under the Constitution; it is a system of government that is the opposite of our Constitutional government, and it would be necessary to destroy our government before Communism could be set up in the United States....[Communism] even reaches its hand into the sanctity of the family circle itself, disrupting the normal relationship of parent and child, all in a manner unknown and unsanctioned under the Constitutional guarantees under which we in America live.” ChildrenStatesHandsGovernmentWould BeAmericaPoliticalParentUnitedPartyUnited StatesPlansNormalOppositesConstitutionCirclesCommunismGuaranteesPolitical PartiesSanctityChildren And ParentsSystems Of GovernmentConstitutional Government Author:David O. McKay
“The Libertarian Party is a very mainstream party. It's a mainstream philosophy. It's of returning power from Washington to parents, to schools, to businesses in their communities.” PhilosophySchoolParentCommunityPartyLibertarianMainstreamLibertarian Party Author:Bob Barr
“My parents were founders of the Cuban Communist Party, and I grew up extremely poor.” LiteratureParentPoorPartyGrewGrew UpCommunistFoundersCubanCommunist Party Author:Guillermo Cabrera Infante
“I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.” SometimesKidsParentPartyNeighborhoodBirthday PartyPranks Author:Thom Yorke
“I was brought up in a way that when you're at a dinner party, you don't grab a chip unless it's been offered to everyone else. It's the manners of being brought up by English parents.” WayParentPartyDinnerMannersChipsDinner Party Author:Hugh Jackman