“It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.” IfsWarWould BePoliticsPowerJokesJustified Author:Napoleon Bonaparte
“We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?” MatterPoliticsJokesCongress Author:Will Rogers
“We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.” IfsHeartMightWould BePoliticsJokesFellowsCongressEms Author:Will Rogers
“And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!” LawPoliticalPoliticsHurtTerribleJokesCongressEms Author:Will Rogers
“Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.” GovernmentPoliticsPayWonderDemocracyJokesTestsEnormousNosesInconvenience Author:Frank Zappa