“Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.” KnowsFactsRunningWinningFunPresidentKnow HowWifeEnthusiasmFormerFakeMiamiDolphinsMarcosCheerleaderMiami Dolphins Author:Conan O'Brien
“[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.” MayStillsFightingPresidentAnswersActingLet MeSoldierEmsCriticizeTroopsCowboyPresident BushCheerleader Author:Jon Stewart
“In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.” WantPresidentTeacherRationalCheerleader Book:Reflections Source: Reflections