“A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama. In a related story, if you support Governor Chris Christie from New Jersey, chances are you love IHOP.” IfsStoriesPresidentChanceSupportRelatedPresident ObamaGovernorsSupporterJerseyChances AreSurveysIphoneNew JerseyOne ChanceChristieObama Supporters Author:David Letterman
“President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown.” KnowsJobsThreePresidentUsaBrownPresident ObamaBobChristie Author:Newt Gingrich
“Governor Chris Christie says if he's president, he will crack down on the sale of marijuana. However, that was before he was told it also comes in a brownie.” IfsPresidentCracksMarijuanaGovernorsChristieBrownies Author:Conan O'Brien
“Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.” LastsNightPresidentSecurityYogaBillsClintonFormerPantsGovernorsLast NightChristieYoga Pants Author:David Letterman
“Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.” WantMeanTodaySidesPresidentNewsGood NewsJerseyRomneyYour SideNew JerseyChristieEndorsing Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if there's one thing Christie hates, it's a small pie.” IfsBelieveSaidHatePresidentOne ThingPresident ObamaBelieve In MePieRomneyShrinkingChristieAmerican Pie Author:Jay Leno
“Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running for president to be quote, 'wined and dined' by executives. Then Chris Christie said, 'And I am also not running to be wined.'” NeedsSaidRunningSidesPresidentStreetsWallDemocraticReformSpokesExecutivesChristie Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)” GivingLongSaidNextPresidentDogBecomingRepublicanJokesMeetingsCandidatesPocketsCarrieEndorsementsChristie Author:Jimmy Fallon