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“I can't deny I'm a better ex-president than I was a president.”

I Can President Deny Exes

Author:Jimmy Carter

“I don't think any President ever enjoyed himself more than I did. Moreover, I don't think any ex-President ever enjoyed himself more.”

Thinking President Enjoyed Exes

Book:The Bully Pulpit: A Teddy Roosevelt Book of Quotations

Source: The Bully Pulpit: A Teddy Roosevelt Book of Quotations

“President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.”

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Author:David Letterman

“There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the city is so expensive, he's looking for another ex-president to be roommates with.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Well, there doesn't seem anything else for an ex-President to do but to go into the country and raise big pumpkins.”

Wells Country Bigs Seems President Raises Exes Pumpkin

Author:Chester A. Arthur

“Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!”

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Author:William Howard Taft