“Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional.” WritingCarePresidentJusticeNewsMajorityCourtSavedSupremeChiefsReformHealth CareLegacyPresidencySupreme CourtGood NewsBad NewsHealth Care ReformChief JusticeGood News And Bad News Author:Ron Fournier
“Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? ... President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun” WellsMatterFactsTodayFightingPresidentSunNewsYeahCommittedGlobal WarmingTroopsGood NewsPresident BushBudMatter Of FactBuckles Author:David Letterman
“Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his mother.” MotherPresidentNewsIceGlobal WarmingGood NewsPresident BushChunks Author:David Letterman
“The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president.” PoliticalPresidentNewsBarackCakeGood News Author:Michele Bachmann
“Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.” SaidRunningFacesPresidentNewsGood NewsRomney Author:David Letterman
“Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.” WantMeanTodaySidesPresidentNewsGood NewsJerseyRomneyYour SideNew JerseyChristieEndorsing Author:Jimmy Fallon
“The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.” TwoPresidentChanceWeekNewsGood NewsAmerican PoliticsTwo WeeksBad NewsAnother Chance Author:Johnny Carson
“The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.” AmericaPresidentBornTrumpNewsPresident ObamaGood NewsBad News Author:Jay Leno