“I thought maybe I would become a god, or a goddess, or a president or a Nobel Prize winner.” PresidentWinnerPrizeGoddessNobelNobel PrizeAmelieNobel Prize Winners Author:Amelie Nothomb
“Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don't need to care about science, literature or peace.” ThinkingNeedsDoeCareLiteratureWinningPresidentChiefsPrizeCommandersNobelNobel PrizeCommander In Chief Author:Stephen Colbert
“It was quite a sight to see Obama next to President Hu. Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize in his basement, and Hu has a Nobel Peace Prize winner in his.” NextPresidentSightWinnerPrizeNobelBasementsNobel Peace Prize Author:Bill Maher