“Step up to red alert." Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf” HumourScience FictionSfRed Dwarf Author:Rob Grant; Grant Naylor
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” HumorDeathGermansRed Dwarf Author:Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
“It's better to have loved and lost, than to have listened to an album by Olivia Newton-John” Red Dwarf Author:Holly (Red Dwarf)
“Actually, Laurence is hardly ever home; this is the first I’ve seen him in weeks. Which can only mean one thing: Red Dwarf marathon.” Red Dwarf Book:All the Birds in the Sky Source: All the Birds in the Sky
“Stop your foul whining, you filthy piece of distended rectum.” Red DwarfArnold RimmerMe2 Author:ROB GRANT' 'DOUG NAYLOR