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“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.”

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Book:Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Source: Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Retirement homes are never lovely places. The food is usually overcooked, the carpet stained from overactive bowels, and the smell of hand lotion, cheap perfume, and urine never really leaves the place, no matter how many times the beds are washed and the walls are scrubbed. They are a place of holding, a purgatory to the not-yet-dead.”

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Book:It's Always Sunny at the Golden Palms: A Short Story

Source: It's Always Sunny at the Golden Palms: A Short Story

“Our senior citizens paved many great paths for the future that have deep sentimental values, and are deserving of the greatest care and love.”

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Author:Wayne Chirisa