“If you have to fight an enemy at a critical point in time, and you have an ally who happens to be a dictator, you don't say: Let's stop fighting right now, because you're not a democrat. That would be ridiculous.” IfsHappensWould BeFightingEnemyRight NowDemocratCriticalRidiculousAlliesDictator Author:Natan Sharansky
“It used to be embarrassing. In the beginning, because you listen to yourself so much, you think, I must look like an asshole right now - or sound like an asshole. And then, you just get to that point where you've done so many ridiculous, ridiculous things in the booth from screaming, to having orgasms, to whatever your director is asking you to do for this character, you just lose your inhibitions.” ThinkingLooksDoneCharacterUsedSoundLosesRight NowDirectorsAskingRidiculousUsed To BeEmbarrassingListen To YourselfInhibitionsRidiculous Things Author:Rachael MacFarlane
“When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing. I am so out of shape, this is ridiculous. My tits are on the ground here.” LooksHellHappenedRight NowShapesRidiculousFatsCowsDalmatians Author:Demetri Martin
“I cannot imagine why a woman would ever call herself anything but a feminist. But a man calling himself a feminist, what does that mean? The answer is he wants to be taken as a good guy. Your choice is between saying you're a feminist and raising a flag at a "Take Back the Night" rally and being a men's rights activist, which is basically the only two ways men have of talking about gender right now, I mean that's just ridiculous. That's just two extremes that are totally useless.” MenWayWantMeanDoeTwoNightGuyChoicesAnswersTalkingTakenRightsImagineCallingRight NowFeministExtremesGenderRidiculousUselessActivistFlagsTwo WaysGood GuyTwo Extremes Author:Stephen Marche
“This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.” SaidAirMonthsRight NowSummerHotWaveRidiculousHeatJuneNewtsHot AirHeat Wave Author:Bill Maher
“I've been to therapists my whole life. I find the less attention I pay to food, the healthier I am. Any obsession is dangerous. And a whole country that's obsessed with one thing, unless it's, like, jeans, it's very dangerous. Everyone's obsessed right now with carbohydrates in this country. It's ridiculous.” CountryWholePayAttentionOne ThingDangerousRight NowWhole LifeRidiculousObsessionObsessedJeansTherapistsCarbohydrates Author:Christina Ricci
“I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now.” SaidTwoHandsFacesStrongWhiteSituationRight NowRidiculousSnowMakeupYour FaceJealousHookSunnyTrunksKevinPowderSnicketStrong Hands Author:Daniel Handler