“Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, 'That locks down the Hispanic vote.'” WaySaidRunningPresidentVoteClintonYesterdayBowlsLocksChipsOhioHispanicSalsaBurritosChipotleChips And Salsa Author:Conan O'Brien
“Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober.” DoeRunningTomorrowDrinkingTonightBowlsSoberMerryLandlord Author:John William Fletcher
“You always want to have good balance. Thats the key to winning a Super Bowl. You look at the teams who have won championships, you got to have balance. So, to be able to run the ball effectively and throw the ball effectively is what gives you the chance to win a world championship.” WorldWantGivingLooksRunningAbleWinningChanceTeamKeysBalanceBallsBowlsChampionshipSuper Bowl Author:John Elway