“When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!” ShouldSaidSportsLosesWeightFatsManagersCampsBootsBoot Camp Author:Li Na
“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you.” MenFeelsSaidGovernmentFatherBootsFeel BetterAnother Man Book:Heartfire: The Tales of Alvin Maker Source: Heartfire: The Tales of Alvin Maker
“And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?” IfsThinkingMenSaidWholeWealthMarriedRussiaBootsSparesLitCigarSupposingApparelCzars Book:Two poems Source: Two poems
“If you want truth to go round the world you must hire an express train to pull it; but if you want a lie to go round the world, it will fly: it is as light as a feather, and a breath will carry it. It is well said in the old proverb, 'a lie will go round the world while truth is pulling its boots on'.” IfsWorldWantWellsSaidLightLyingTruth IsBreathsTrainRoundsBootsPullingFeathersWell SaidOld Proverb Author:Bruce Springsteen