“Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'” SaidBookChinaNuclearHeyUnwantedNuclear PowerHistory BooksCain Author:David Letterman
“Herman Cain is out there, he says a lot of provocative things. He said America should build its own Great Wall of China. Cain says it's a great idea because if there's one thing you don't see in China, it's Mexicans.” IfsShouldSaidIdeasAmericaOne ThingWallChinaGreat IdeaProvocativeCainGreat WallGreat Wall Of China Author:Conan O'Brien
“Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread.” PeopleKnowsWantSaidCrazyEarsBreadPizzaSauceCainNapkins Author:Conan O'Brien
“Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.” IfsSaidTodayPlansStartingSodaCainStarting Today Author:David Letterman