“It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're #1" T-shirts.” SaidFunnyGamesTeamToughChinaFinishedShirtsUsaOlympicsT ShirtMedalLondon Olympics Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Olympic officials have disqualified a champion race walker after determining that he was doping. They disqualified him. The man said getting caught doping is almost as embarrassing as getting caught being a champion race walker.” MenSaidFunnyRaceHe ManCaughtChampionOfficialsOlympicsEmbarrassingWalkersLondon OlympicsDoping Author:Conan O'Brien
“Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf. The Saudi woman said she was thrilled about the ruling all she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics.” MenNeedsFirstsSaidFunnyFemaleAthleteOlympicsRulingArabiaSaudi ArabiaSaudisScarvesLondon OlympicsFemale Athlete Author:Conan O'Brien
“Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought, fasting sounds good.” SaidFunnyGamesSoundAthleteBritishOlympicsThey SaidFastingSecond ThoughtsRamadanLondon OlympicsSampling Author:Conan O'Brien