“I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying a room. But I finally got to a point where I looked around and said, "This is not getting me anywhere. I'm stagnating with these guys." They were getting drunk and high every weekend. I got out.” LittlesSaidSchoolGuyRoomsBoysCarDrugAlcoholDrunkEggsThrowingDestroyingWeekendEnteringLittle BoysGetting DrunkVandalismBreaking And Entering Author:Johnny Depp
“After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, "Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday!" And then Sasha added, "Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up." So it's good to have kids to keep things in perspective.” SaidKidsThreePerspectiveNewsPrizePlusWeekendDaddyNobelNobel Peace Prize Author:Barack Obama
“We set up one rule in our house, which is, 'Guests of guests cannot bring guests.' That rule was required because that happened one weekend, and we finally said, 'Okay, you know what? That's a little too much.'” KnowsLittlesSaidHouseToo MuchHappenedOkayWeekendGuests Author:Elizabeth Gilbert
“George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like to tell the 'C' students, you too can be president.' Even George W. Bush has George W. Bush comedy material in his act.” SaidPresidentComedyStudentsMaterialsSpeechUniversitySouthernWeekendCommencementMethodistsCommencement Speech Author:Jimmy Fallon
“That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. This weekend Vladimir Putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former NHL players and scored eight goals. Even Evander Holyfield and Mitt Romney said, 'That looks fake.'” LooksSaidStillsFightingGamesGoalPlayerWorstMonthsCharityEightFormerFakeBoxingHockeyWeekendRomneyPutinNhlExhibitionsOne SidedBoxing Matches Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Both President Obama and former President George W. Bush were interviewed on 'Face the Nation' over the weekend. President Bush said there's a 50 percent chance his brother Jeb will run for president in 2016. Then he said, 'But there's an 80 percent chance he won't.'” SaidRunningFacesNationsPresidentChanceBrotherPercentFormerPresident ObamaWeekendPresident BushPresident George W Bush Author:Jimmy Fallon