“The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!” KnowsChildrenAgeFunnySecretStreetsCryKissingEarsAgingBelovedHopelessMultitudesOld PeopleEldersSenior CitizenAging And Wisdom Author:Eugene O'Neill
“THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.” MenYearsRunningAgeSecretCarAgingFruitOld ManItalianBusLongevityRottenFerrariPlumsFried FoodNectarines Author:Mel Brooks
“Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to the words "one size fits all," and I buy my white cotton unmentionables at Boadicea's Retreat, not Victoria's Secret. None of the things men do to women could possibly happen to me now unless the U.S. is invaded by one of those new Russian republics whose soldiers aren't fussy.” MenHappensLeftWomenWhiteSecretFitHotAgingSoldierSizeHillsHeatRepublicThank GodFlashRetreatConfinedCottonVictoriaPromiscuityMenopauseFussyOver The HillOne Size Fits AllVictoria's SecretHot Flashes Author:Florence King
“The old images seem like a caricature now: the shadowy world of secret rituals, the aging dons behind high-walled estates, the passion for vengeance and power over other men. For years, the Mafia was the stuff of novels and movies and whispers on Mulberry Street.” MenWorldYearsSeemsPassionStuffSecretBehindsNovelStreetsAgingRitualEstatesVengeanceMafiaCaricaturesPower Over OthersMulberry Author:Robert D. McFadden