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“Stercus accidit.”

Philosophy Empiricism Hume Shit Happens

Author:David Hume

“The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.”

“If I believed that, then I’d have to believe it was fate for Kyle to die at such a young age. I’d much rather believe shit just happens. Injured in a fire? Shit happens. Lost your career? Shit happens. Lost the love of your life to a widow with an infant? Shit happens.”

Heartache Shit Happens November 9

Book:November 9

Source: November 9

“Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect house, the perfect job, the perfect life, nothing to worry about and then something can come along and end all of that in a second. It’s absolutely beyond your control. You can’t plan for unexpected things. And then people start saying, as a way of coping with this latest catastrophe, that it was meant to happen, it was fate. It’s not fate, it’s not some greater force out there. It’s just life and you cannot control life.”

Destiny Fate Karma Shit Happens Planning For The Future Beyond Control Life Is Uncontrollable

Book:Leaving London

Source: Leaving London

“Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives. Are you confident in that? Mangas asked. I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident. I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.”

God Plans Confidence Human Shit Shit Happens

Book:Iron and Smoke

Source: Iron and Smoke

“Suffering has no higher purpose. Shit just happens. There is no God testing us. Those are just fairy tales we use to cope with adversity. Religion is a placebo.”

Suffering God Quotes Religion Quotes Twitter Twitter Quotes Suffering Quote Atheism Quotes Placebo Effect Quotes About God Shit Happens

Book:Atheism Memes: 40 Reasons Why I'm An Atheist

Source: Atheism Memes: 40 Reasons Why I'm An Atheist

“Shitting and bleeding. Always had a problem with shit and blood. The English love to talk about shitting, so other nationalities can skip this bit.”

Blood Punk Shit British Culture Shit Happens English People

Book:Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys

Source: Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys

“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”

Life Shit Shit Happens

Book:Slammed

Source: Slammed

“Now when I think my boss is a shithead, I can actually do something about it. I love being my own boss!”

Bad Boss Shit Happens Shitty Business Owner Business Ownership Shitty World Shithead

Book:Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

Source: Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“It's not the shit we face that defines us, it's how we deal with it.”

Overcoming Challenges Quotes Overcoming Quotes Overcome Quotes Shit Define Yourself Take Charge Shit Happens Deal With It Shitty World Take Charge Of Your Own World Deal With Problems Life Is A Bitch

Author:Ahmed Mostafa

“That's life! Sometimes you're on the horse's back, and sometimes it's the horse that's on your back.”

Life Lessons Life Quotes Life Quotes And Sayings Living Life Ups And Downs Shit Happens Life Challenges Quotes Life Ups And Downs

Book:Embroideries

Source: Embroideries

“Sage advice: No one should disturb a man while he's on the shitter. It's his personal time.”

Poop Shit Sage Advice Toilet Shit Happens Pooping Shitting Toilet Humor Shitter

Book:Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

Source: Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“I'm not full of shit! Don't put turds in my mouth.”

Shit Genuineness Sincerity Quotes Shit Happens

Book:Psych Ward Cyrano

Source: Psych Ward Cyrano

“Da shit you say!”

Quotes Shit Happens Shitty Situation

Book:The Thin Blue Line: Perception is Deception

Source: The Thin Blue Line: Perception is Deception